ATOMIC WEDGIE IN TIGHTY WHITIES HOW TO

That is a very good sign, because it tells you that the undies are wedged right in between the victim's butt cheeks. Also the legholes should start to appear in the back. To do this, you should probably get someone to help you.Number 5: Keep pulling! The underpants should be showing in the front, too. The victim will probably start crying,or shreik out with pain, so you have to cover his mouth to prevent an adult from hearing. Make sure you have a tight grip on his undies before yanking.(Take note of what kind of underpants he is wearing,so you know which type is strongest and won't rip easily.Two good kinds are Hanes and Fruit of the Loom.)Number 4: By this time the victim knows what you are trying to do, so, before he can run away, you must pull his underpants up with all your strength.Pull up and do not release your grip. Number 3: When he bends over, grab his underpant's waistband. Make sure they are all on the floor.He will bend over to pick them up. Victims Mom: 'Now, you're old enough to fight your own battles, sweety!'Īn atomic wedgie consists of 10 steps: Number 1: Find a victim, preferably in a public place(school).Make sure the victim is male, weak, and wears tighty whities.Also, a nerdy kid is recommended.Number 2:Knock the kids books down in the hallway. Victim: (Underwear stretched out about 3 feet) 'Mommy! Mommy! At school there were these big kids that gave me an atomic wedgie! They picked me up and I cried and they grabbed my undies and they dropped me and I dangled from 'em and they stetched 'em over my head and taped the elastic to my chin and I ran and hit a wall and cried and then they picked me up and tore a hole in my undies and hung me from the wall by it and they laughed and I pee-peed in my pants really hard and it hit one of 'em in the face and they got me off the wall and held me down and kicked me between the legs and I cried!!! It is more enjoyable to the admineresterer, however, if the victim has life, the ability to scream, cry, wet pants, and not be strong at all. Victim of said wedgie only needs underwear on, a buttcrack, and a head. An adminesterer of the atomic wedgie needs strength, arms or legs (to pull up underwear), eyes (to see where the underwear is), a sense of humor, and life. Go to the cafeteria and get some slimy food to slip into te nerd's undies.ĩ- Now you have three options, you could release him and he will try to attack you, you could give him swirlies and not stop flushing, or you could hang him from the flagpole at the end of school.ġ0- You may now walk away knowing you have definately scarred him for life.Ī wedgie that go's over you're head I was staying at my friends house for a sleppover with 9 of my other friends.We were playing truth or dare when it came to me I said DARE.Then they said i had to do wat ever they said for the hole night.They gave me every wedgie there was the atomic wedgie was the wrost.Then they said when i got a boner they would take photos of itĪ wedgie that is pulled over the head, thus creating pain in the balls and anal swelling, sometimes bleeding. Now te victim will be blinded and be running around hitting things.Ĩ- Tear a hole in the nerd's tightie whities/colored briefs.

For added discomfort you can have another buddy pull down te victim's pants and spank the ass cheeks of your nerd till' they turn cherry red.ħ- You may also tape the elastic to the chin of said nerd.

ATOMIC WEDGIE IN TIGHTY WHITIES HOW TO

How to perform an atomic wedgie:ġ- Make sure the nerd!you chose is wearing tightie wighties.Ģ- Call a crowd to the hallway/lunchroom you are performing the atomic wedgie in.ģ- Throw nerd's books/lunch on the floor, as he bends down, pull his undies up.Ĥ- Have a friend cover the nerd's mouth for he will start shrieking or crying.ĥ- Keep pulling the legholes should be showing by now, this is good for it means the nerd's briefs are firmly in between the victim's ass cheeks.Ħ- Now the undies should be at te back of the nerd's head.

When someone pulls your(tighty whities, briefs, boxer briefs, or boxers) up and over your head! Creates pain in both the ass and balls! This is why the atomic wedgie is so popular among wedgies. But in an atomic wedgie the underwear actually goes over you head Mom! Bradley gave me an atomic wedgie again!!

Like a wedgie, you grab the underwear and pull up.

Atomic wedgie in tighty whities